Zune Porn
According to Fox News, a Chicago couple who purchased their 12 year old daughter a Zune for Christmas were in for a little surprise when she opened it.
The mother told Fox News that on the Zune when they first turned it on, there was a little more than demo music on there. "It was a homosexual orgy that they had video taped for an hour and 44 minutes."
The couple said that the Zune packaging was tampered with and did not contain a charger, and after purchasing it from Wal-Mart, Wal-Mart is now investigating the Zune porn and will be giving them a $25 gift card + refund.
"What do you tell a 12-year-old child that you have five men having sex with each other? That's not a conversation that I want to have," Martin said.
You tell them that she's 12 and knows that orgies exist, and so do homosexuals. It happens. Move along. And to think that when thinking about a picture for this article I considered putting a gay couple on the Zune... damn that would have been gay on my part. Ugh.
3 comments:
That's what you get for opening your presents before Christmas! That's pretty funny.
I call bullshit, they made this up just so they could sue 2 of the largest companies in the world.
Good story though.
I agree fully Chuck. I hear these kinds of BS stories all the time at work. Today a guy claimed that he bought a DS Lite yesterday and we forgot to put it in the bag and when he got home he saw it wasn't there.
lol...
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